THE KRABS PHILOSOPHY
Three sacred rules of cartoon greed. Tattoo them on yer wallet (preferably in permanent marker).
THE SCENT OF PROFIT
We find gains everywhere. Follow the Boss's nose to the nearest pile of cash.
THE DEATH GRIP HODL
Never let go. Every coin is a treasure. Selling is for weak guppies.
THE GOLDEN BOTTOM
The ultimate goal: A bathtub full of liquidity. Join us and swim in luxury.